Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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