think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
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