That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
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