is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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