I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
The best revenge is premature balding
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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