She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
Randomize
