sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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