worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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