I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
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Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
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Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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