You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
