I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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