But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
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there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
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Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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