Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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