Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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