I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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