I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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