May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
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I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
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I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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