operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
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oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
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Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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