Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Randomize
