operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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