Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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