I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
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i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
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what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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