Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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