does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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