if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
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On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
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the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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