At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
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Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
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Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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