I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
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I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
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good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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