i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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