Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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