It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
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If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
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i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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