then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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