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Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
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I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
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im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
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