He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
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He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
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Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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