can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
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Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
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then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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