No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Randomize
