He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
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If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
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I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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