theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
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Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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