Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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