The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
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Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
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I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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