Welp...herpes.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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