beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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