i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
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I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
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Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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