D3 body, D1 cock
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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