she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
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Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
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So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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