We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
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WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
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Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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