Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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