He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
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im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
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If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
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