I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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