you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
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Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
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I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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