some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
Randomize