I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
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I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
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I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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