I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
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Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
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And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
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